Okay. I have had a Twitter account. I do not get it. I think it's because I have no friends. Be my Twitter friend? I want to do the tweets just like the youngs.

My Twitter name is LaComtesseJamie. Tell me your Twitter name. Is it a called a Twitter name? Shut up, I'm old. Here's the Twitter bird. It delivers Tweets... Or something.

ETA: I am for some reason being denied my ability to accept followers! GODDAMNIT TWITTER THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

So if I look like I'm ignoring you, I promise I'm not.