So i got diagnosed with mild apnea. Given my entrance into the middle ages, along with a family history of sawing logs in our sleep, i knew it was only a matter of time. Given the family history we’re going straight to the machine. So tomorrow i go in for a loaner so they can figure out how to program my own machine. DARTH VADER BEATHING HERE I COME! My husband wears earplugs, so i don’t think it’ll bother him. But what other hints or tips do my fellow heavy breathers have for this CPAP nooob?

Oh and is it weird that i kind of want this cute pink machine, cuz it’ll make me look like a pink elephant?