Because I know how deeply some of you care about my terrifying doll collection!

I have 127 dolls that are in sale-ready condition. I don't know what the hell half of them even ARE. I've sold about 10 on eBay, which was super, but recently there has been less eBay interest, even though I've dropped my prices.

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So! I am thinking about doing this: Placing a Craigslist ad listing what I know about the collection and having doll collectors contact me for appointments to come look at the dolls. Does this sound solid?

The one drawback? I have turned my dining room into a fucking doll shop and now WE ARE ALL AFRAID TO GO IN THERE.

They are totally watching us, y'all.