So I still haven't written anything for my Maid of Honor speech. And the wedding is on SATURDAY!

Acid Martini offered to help and even emailed me, but then I got crazy busy with tests and kept telling myself "I'll get to it."
Well, the wedding is almost here and I still haven't gotten more than
"Hello everyone. My name is Bottom and I am the brides sister and MOH."

I feel like I'm going to throw up. I am the worlds worst writer.