I want to change my name on here. I don't mind Wax-Tadpole, but it seems like an in joke that takes too loong to explain.

I have three ideas:

Gonzo The Adequate, in keeping with my avatar for a long time:

Beatnik Honeydew, which comes from this avatar, which I love even more:

or sticking with House Of Wax-Tadpole, which is one of those fancy puns the kids like.

Ideas?

ETA: this is not why I want to change it, but someone thought "Wax-Tadpole" was MRA code for sperm, which I actually find funny.