Advanced Muggle Studies’ latest post is up! This time, we discuss: legitimate prophecies, how to ruin a classic movie moment, dwindling bitchiness, this play making us numb to all feeling, what Scorpius named his penis, the possible Confunding of J.K. Rowling, William Shakespeare’s Star Wars, Pessimist Dumbledore fortune cookies, Harry and Draco’s forbidden love, the ethics of Azkaban, why doors just won’t stay locked, and the anger generated by far-fetched plot engineering that isn’t even 1% convincing.