DID YOU DUMP KINJA? IS THAT WHY IT'S BEING SUCH A DICK AND EATING EVERYONE'S COMMENTS TODAY? YOU COULDN'T STRING IT ALONG FOR OUR SAKE? MAYBE TAKE IT ON ONE LAST WEEKEND ROMP IN CANCUN? MAKE IT FEEL PRETTY? THEN PAY THE CABANA BOY TO SEDUCE IT SO IT SEEMS LIKE THE BREAK-UP IS ALL KINJA'S FAULT?