While us 'Muricans have to deal with capuccino-flavorted Potato chips...

...you're getting fucking BACON POUTINE?!?

AS IF DITCHING DOLLAR BILLS FOR DOLLAR COINS* AND ADDING AN EXTRA 10 YARDS TO A FOOTBALL FIELD WASN'T INSULT ENOUGH.

*Honestly, I wish we would just switch to dollar coins down here, already.