Dear Amazon,

The person who is looking up this:

Probably does not give a shit about this:

In other news, I'm in penny pinching mode again (not because I am in need, I just want to pare down). Anyone have experience with off the grid/low cost laundry? Feeding the building machines $6-9 every time I want to do laundry isn't that big a deal, but eventually I will want to live in a tiny house and so I'm looking at alternatives.