Normally I do not remember anything about my dreams, though according to InfectiousGirl, if the shit I say in my sleep is any indication, they often sound batshit bonkers. I try everything, but within 10 seconds of waking up, the dream vanishes, literally without exception.

Last night, I had a dream I was best friends with Benedict Cumberbatch. I think this dream was so awesome that my brain forced me to remember at least that much of it.