I can't believe how gross some people's taste in pop tarts really are. "I hate picking names" (if that is in fact your real name) should actually be called "I Hate picking pop tart flavors because I have no taste" but that'd be far too long for kinja. But s'mores? Brown Sugar. Gross Gross and Supergross. Team Fruit! Also, fuck Pumpkin Pie ones too.
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