To all the people who drove past the disabled guy who’s heavy motorized wheel chair was stuck in the fresh dirt in front of my neighbor’s house as he waved desperately for help: fuck you.

To the dudebro* of young guys drinking beer on their deck, the guys with the Batcave wifi, who watched the 44 year old woman in the Captain America shirt spend 15 painstaking minutes pulling several hundred pounds of guy and wheelchair out of that dirt?

I’m calling the police on your next loud party.

Also fuck you too.

(* I assume dudebro is the collective noun for young white asshole males)

(Anecdote serves as circumstantial proof Marvel > DC)