What ritual sacrifice must I make in order to view commentary on posts? It's already snowing outside (FML), and when I try to read in the Kinjaverse to distract from my woes, you randomly log me out somewhere from 1/3 to 1/2 the time. This has rapidly become a toxic relationship and you're wearing me down to the point where I have not even used caps lock yet.

[Insert swear here; I'm too tired - le sigh]

Sincerely,

Pistach