Oh, DaisyBell, oh DaisyBell

What a lovely name

I didn't mean to borrow it

But I did just the same

It looks like you're funny

Myrna Minkoff did remark

A couple others, too

Before I did embark

On a journey to answer

Who the hell am I?!

Cause you're not me

Or am I just high?

One would hope the Kinja servers could tell us apart

But it looks like shit's a hittin' the fan

And that's just to start

Because I log in with my Google

And that can't be good

When Google should know better

Oh, yes, Google should

But I guess that's Kinja for you

If you even know who "you" are

Be careful in all this fuckery

Cause they’re really lowering the bar