Fuck you. Seriously.

Its generally agreed upon that by the time hip vernacular that the urbans speak reaches the corner offices of ad executives its played the hell out. So seriously, to have a bunch of grown upper middle classed people Ooooh and Aaaah like they're playing the dirty dozens is just...annoying as fuck. But the thing that pisses me off is that no matter what station I'm watching, I always end up seeing it. You're shoving that damn thing down my throat like an ex hooking up with a beauty queen. When its really a goddamn pig with lipstick on! Sit your corny ass down in a corner somewhere and think about what you did.

Sincerely, Peanutter

P.S I can only think that like a naughty child you tried to copy this adorable commercial that was actually successfully executed.