So I just went to the front page and got super confused because my post about cyborg bras was at the top. I assumed chrome was being dumb and took me to GT so I went and typed www.jezebel.com into the address bar. But again there was my post. I did this two more times before I realized that I got mainpaged.

I am so many questions: Why doesn't kinja tell me these things? How should I feel that my first post to get MPed is a sarcastic take down of high tech boob holders?