I was in the mood for a little late night Facebook trolling, so I posted this as my status:

""Thanks for not vaccinating your kids! So glad to be back, lol!!" — measles"

I am happy to report that I've received nothing but positive feedback. I am actually a little surprised by this but hey, it's a good surprise.

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I am starting to think my friends are a little weird, though. The biggest shitstorms I've ever cause on Facebook happened when I asked, "Would you rather be overpaid or underrated?" and when I said, "If you're not playing Beethoven's Fifth at 108 BPM you're doing it wrong." O NO I DI'INT.