My PhD viva is in a couple of hours and I’ve reached that state of anxiety where I don’t know what the hell to do with myself. Give me good advice? Or, failing that, distract me with something amusing?

I woke up at 1:30 a.m. (not the worst ever because I was having such a late afternoon slump yesterday that I went to be at, like, 6pm) and read my thesis all night, so I’ve done that and made some notes in the margin, and I can’t quite focus on reading more papers... but I’ll try.

If I fail, I’m deleting this post and it will be like NOTHING EVER HAPPENED and I’ll never mention it again.