Yes to all three?!*

Well good for you!

You can buy this 2015 Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift and go for a two-day motorcycle ride with Keanu Reeves and Gard Hollinger. The designed and built a motorcycle and now you can ride him it.

But if gorgeous men on motorcycles and the California coast aren’t your thing:

Couture hounds might be into this $10,000 diary *shrugs* (I don’t get it, either)

How about whiskey? You like old, mystery alchohol?

I feel like $400k could go to better use in India.

Thank god this one includes a lavatory.

Suckers! I spent 10 days in Italy for way, wayyyyy less than this. If you go, while you’re in Florence, head over to Parche No for the best damn gelato you’ll ever have. Doesn’t even matter the flavor. Pick blind-folded, you’ll love it.

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Price aside, chilling with Iris Apfel sounds pretty badass. Plus the metric ton of accessories you’ll get. Ha ha! You think I’m kidding. Click. Go on.

Seriously? For ninety-five grand? No.

At least this one gives you a chance to be on stage with ZZ Top.

ToddlerNom would like his costume trunk to lose the Thor in exchange for an Elsa costume, thankyouverymuch. After a few days, I may have to tranquilize him to get the Spidey suit off...

* Next GT meetup, you’re buying a round.