Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is one of my favorite comics. Its absurd, a lot of the time, but not in such an abstract way that it leaves me with my head tilted to the side, but not laughing at all, like Zippy the Pinhead, or Gunshow. But today, oh god. I'm still at work, taking a quick break, so I go to check today's SMBC. And I'm sitting at my desk, luckily alone, with tears streaming down my face. Why do comic writers do this to me?!