Tonight Terrance the Dog managed to wedge himself under my bed and get stuck there because he has a tiny useless walnut brain. Then, when I reached under said bed to drag him out, he BIT ME ON THE STUPID ARM BECAUSE BLINDED BY USELESS WALNUT BRAIN TERROR.

DOG, Y U SO DUMB, DO NOT BITE THE ARM THAT SAVES YOU :-/

What dumb things have your pets done lately? Please share stories, they'll make me feel better about my dog's (apparent lack of) intelligence.