This is killing me.

"How do you feel about your appearance?"

"Um, I feel okay, you know, good days, bad days..."

"Ooh...that bad...okay."

"You must HATE what you see when you look in the mirror."

"That's not a fucking mirror."

ETA: OOPS I did not realize this was already on the mainpage. I fail. Oh well. Maybe some of you don't read over there.