No, not Dudes. Like.....dudes....

Dudes, I am not drunk enough. Who is drunk—show of hands please.

I didn't eat all day excepting a few Red Bulls and these gummy worms that just made me high and sick. So, I am now dipping Cape Cod chips in spicy brown mustard. Because I am gross. I will probably eat this entire bag I AM SO HUNGRY.

Advertisement

My ex, or boyfriend, or ex boyfriend, or not...is a dick. So, I need sassy/flouncing gifts pronto. I will also except your funniest cat gifs.

But for reals, how is everyone? I am going into the office tomorrow but I am SO HAPPY IT'S FRIDAY I COULD PEE MYSELF.