I am NOT asking you to get the basketball into the hoop from back court.

I am NOT asking you throw a Hail Mary pass.

I am just asking you to aim and pee into a urinal. That’s all.

Is that so hard? Too much to ask for? Walking into a bathroom with one urinal that has a large sticky 1 inch deep puddle is something that your fellow dudes should not have to experience. Really is aiming for a urinal that complex and difficult?

Maybe a funny sign will help.