I asked her for her guest list/preferred venue for her baby shower THREE WEEKS AGO and she just gave them to me today. So now I have to plan a baby shower for, like, next weekend, because she’s probably going back to her parents’ for the rest of her pregnancy.

She’s also being INCREDIBLY annoying about her ending partial bed rest at 34 weeks. Like, realistically, I understand that if she has the baby at any point after that, it’ll be fine. But she’s not really acting like her main goal is to keep the thing in there for the full term, and is all “in a few weeks I can do whatever I want”? Uh, NO, you can’t, you are ABOUT TO BE A MOTHER.