I know you’ve all been asking yourselves ‘Self, what are Dweeze’s Top 15 Christmas Songs?’ Well, not wanting to leave you all unanswered, I decided to let you know. That’s the sort of guy I am.

EDITED: To add Tom Waits, because I am foolish.

Honorable Mention - Christmastime In Hell – Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Album

15. Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses

14. Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis – Neko Case (I know, it’s a Tom Waits song. Sorry Whiskey.

AND OF COURSE, THE ORIGINAL

13. Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You – Billy Squier

12. You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Aimee Mann

11. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

10. Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy – Jack Black and Jason Siegel

9. Father Christmas – The Kinks

8. River – Indigo Girls

7. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – The Pretenders

6. Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day – Traditional

5. The Christians and The Pagans – Dar Williams

4. The Rebel Jesus – Jackson Browne

3. Fairytale of New York – Kirsty MacColl and the Pogues

2. Merry Christmas From The Family – Robert Earl Keen (This video has a great visual gag)

1. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Darlene Love