This. This here you guys. This may be entering my body, but it is feeding my soul. Anyone want to take bets as to how far gone the box will be when Monsieur and Meilleur Ami de Monsieur get home from the NIN concert tonight?

ETA: Forgot to add my main point. I was too distracted by Goldfish. What foods feed YOUR soul.

I will eviscerate the first bitch to "fair trade lentils." REAL junk food, dudes.