I want to pay tribute to this tweet because it made me laugh so much today. Tell me about some goofy things your parents have done or that you have done to your kids. This dad is ace.

One time my mom told me she was headed out to my aunt’s house while carrying a massive mixing bowl of chicken salad. I asked her what the deal with the bowl was, so she deadpanned to me (in a way she rarely ever did) and said, “I’m hungry.”