I am not Magic.

I am not a Genie

I am not Black Jesus.

Every problem that ever arises in this office I solve with either Google or the Support help desk phone number. So why is that the hardest thing in the world for you to grasp?

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I cannot do everything and pet your dog to. That’s not what I am doing that’s not what I am about.

I cannot help you if you cannot read. Reading and looking is required in order for me to teach or tell you something. If not then what are we really doing?

Like if you read the info sheet, watch the training video, and then look at the program and don’t understand it. Then cool fine. But if you can’t even be bothered to read the info sheet and watch the training video, or even pull up the program. You just want to keep asking me questions like no.

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Also if you have a question for the IT person. It is your job to remember your own fucking questions. I cannot magically remember all the questions you had.