Dirty schemes on my mind:

  1. Release another demagogue unto the world, riling people up about how much he’s not keeping his promises. Even if he’s able to take largescale action, we all know those people won’t be happy.
  2. Make sure there is 24/7 KFC in Trump’s private quarters of the White House (#slowburn).
  3. Get John Hinckley on Twitter and see if he is feeling nostalgic.
  4. Mail used tampons to Trump and Pence every time they say/do anything to limit the rights or dignity of women.
  5. Every one of us register as a Muslim if the time comes, to fuck up the database.