Snicker salad? Sit down, Midwest. You're clearly high. Dirt pudding, Ohio? Who needs a recipe for that elementary school craft project of a dessert? And why is sopapilla cheesecake apparently not as delicious as it sounds? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THESE THINGS TO ME.

(However, I can't judge too much because my dad is from Colorado, so I can attest to the deliciousness of frog eye salad. Which yes, is basically pasta and cool whip. Also, thank you, vegan mushroom gravy, for reinforcing everyone's stereotypes about my home state.)

(Actually, mushroom gravy sounds really delicious. *googles*)

ETA: Forgot to include the link. My bad.