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But here’s part 1 of our discussion of the film Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them!

We discuss: fashy haircuts and stylish Nazis, American religious fundamentalism, eminently believable witches, nominative determinism, the best way to ruin My Fair Lady forever, sexy alternate universes, homoerotic manipulation, magical threat levels, how to ACTUALLY get expelled from Hogwarts, and why a magical espionage is a great career path for an aspiring novelist.

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Please come check us out! Our sound quality is much better; we’re working on getting this podcast-ready, an the transcript is there for the readers among you, as always. And don’t forget to throw some shade at us in the comments.