• cats who eat styrofoam meat trays
  • cats who vomit after eating styrofoam meat trays
  • large piles of what used to be styrofoam meat trays, littering the floor like little salmonella coated packing peanuts
  • dogs who attempt to eat salmonella covered packing peanuts
  • friends and family who believe all world changes tie back to them, directly
  • shitty remarks disguised as advice
  • florists
  • appointments with florists
  • being blown off at appointments
  • people who feel entitled to fudged math based on their effort in a class
  • people who feel entitled to fudged math despite being assholes in class
  • people
  • math
  • unwarranted snarky remarks
  • hurt feelings
  • polite conversation with casual acquaintances
  • polite conversation
  • casual acquaintances
  • people who do not return phone calls
  • people who do not return emails
  • people who repeatedly forget appointments
  • FLORISTS
  • being hungry
  • lack of cookies
  • lack of sleep
  • lack of fucks to give