Oh hi there, Kinja. I had momentarily forgotten how frustrating and confusing you were. Clearly, the fault there is my own.

So I made a comment on a Crosstalk article, and I guess it was well-received, because I got a notification saying that Crosstalk was now following me. "Oh, fun," thinks I, because this means I am no longer in the greys on there. So I make a comment on another article to test out this power...and I'm still grey. I...wut? Did I just have a severely flawed understanding of how Kinja works, or is it bugging, or are space gremlins responsible? THOSE GODDAMN SPACE GREMLINS, GET OFF MY SPACE LAWN.