ETA: Sent instructions to everyone who emailed me before 8:30 p.m. Pacific time. If you emailed me before then and haven’t gotten a reply, let me know and I’ll send it again.

Oh, my god, you guys, I discovered the most amazing, awesome, unbelievable hack ever. (Which obviously some of you may already know about, in which case, ignore my amazement and jubilation.)

I just got every limited-time promotional item (including premium!) that has been offered since the game began. And 10,000 donuts. And 10 million in cash. And a ton of monorail pieces. And more land. All for free with almost no effort.

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I don’t want to post a link here, because I’m stupidly paranoid, but email me at songsaboutfire [at] gmail dot com, and I will send you the details. It’s super easy, and it doesn’t involve any jail breaking. AND IT REALLY WORKS HOLY FUCKING GOD. I have so much cool new stuff! And so many donuts to buy more!

ETA: I should add, you have to be at least level 15 for it to work.