We're always trying to clear things out in the Apples household and I give away a lot of old shit on freecycle. Yesterday I posted an offer of 40-odd coathangers, various wire and plastic ones.

I got a response this morning: "Do you have a picture of this item?"

I don't have a picture but I do have a description.

They look like COATHANGERS. What the hell? It's not furniture or something.