I spent three hours making up a BEAUTIFUL website design proposal for my friend's writing group — only to find out that she'd misunderstood what they wanted, and all they need is a logo. Which is $120 from me and NO FRIEND DISCOUNT. I just don't have time for this!

Do you guys want to see my proposal? IT IS BEAUTIFUL. And I will never get paid for it! http://wp.me/a2qf0w-Js (You have to click on it again at the link because it's a PDF I promise it's safe)
I am starting a new job/internship (I think it pays but I was too chickenshit to ask - is it too late to ask now?)
Song to describe all this: FIX ME NOW by Garbage