There are some things about me you should know. I’m a crafter. I’m a nerd. And I’m fat. So, as a fat crafty nerd, I make my own ice cream…and then name it. You know, like I was going to market or sell it for an audience wider than myself and a few friends. My latest “series” of ice cream have all been themed as Hogwarts Houses, with corresponding flavors.

  • Gryffindor. Strong, brave courageous- nervy even? So clearly, an ice cream not for the weak of heart: Dark Chocolate and candied habanero ice cream.
  • Slytherin. Traditionalism and ambition. A strong tie to the past, but ready to make it’s own mark on the world. Triple mint(Spearmint, peppermint and wintergreen) chip ice cream.
  • Hufflepuff. These oft overlooked wizards are known to be incredibly loyal and tolerant. Also Hufflepuff Honey badger DGAF. Honey ice cream with bourbon macerated cherries.
  • Ravenclaw. Theses witty smarties won't be satisfied with just any ice cream. No, they need creativity and pizzazz in a smooth refined base. Blueberry basil ice cream with shortbread pieces

Nerd. Right here. So spill it. Nerdiest things you've ever done. What makes you a dweeb, a dork, a spazz? Alternately- post about ice cream. Because it's Friday!