I had to have a picture of myself for work, and I forgot all about it till last minute this morning. I asked my husband to take a few while we were heading out the door.

“Smile!”

Me: “I am!”

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Him: “Yeah, but like, really smile.”

Me: “I am! This is me smiling sincerely! Anything more feels like I’m grimacing.”

4 hours later when an email goes out with my picture...

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Coworker: “Why do you look so grumpy?”

Eta: Damn it, Kinja, stop autocorrecting my swears!