WHO'S SICK?

I'M SICK!

WHO'S TIRED?

I'M TIRED!

WHO'S SICK AND TIRED AND ..... WAIT, WHAT?

IT'S TIME FOR FUCK IT FRIDAY! LET'S ALL BE SICK AND TIRED!

I'M GONNA TURN OFF THE LIGHTS IN MY OFFICE AND TAKE A NAP AT MY DESK BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE'S A SPACE HEATER AND IT'S FUCK-IT FRIDAY. GIANT STACK OF UNGRADED PAPERS? I'LL USE YOU AS A PILLOW BECAUSE: FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!

LATER, I'LL POUR THE ENTIRE CONTAINER OF NESQUIK INTO THE ENTIRE GALLON OF MILK BECAUSE I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK AND FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!

THEN, TONIGHT, WHILE THE REST OF YOU CELEBRATE GROUPDRINK, I'MA PUT ON MY COMFIEST SWEATPANTS AND FALL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED. POSSIBLY WHILE THE SUN IS STILL SHINING. DO YOU KNOW WHY?

I SAID. DO. YOU. KNOW. WHY.
(of course you do)

BECAUSE FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!


WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING, THIS FREEZING COLD FRIDAY DEAREST GROUPTHINKERS?

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