Is finally here! This week can seriously go ... somewhere. So now I know never to ever get in touch with an ex out of curiosity because I WILL get burned. FUCK THIS NOBHEAD WITH NO NOB. First he was single and willing to flirt a bit. Cool. Then, he’s sending me photos of him on random dates. ? Then he says I broke his heart and all he wants to do now is punish me. Huh? And now he says he’s married even though he said he wasn’t in the beginning and he doesn’t want a marriage. 

Just. What the ever loving flying fuck is that mind fuck he just tried to pull?

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

Lay it all out here! CAPS FOR EMPHASIS!