Hello, peeps! I really need to fix my bedroom door. It stopped locking so my roommate’s two adorable kitties like to push it open at 4 a.m. Also, the other morning, the little one sat on my bed, looked at me, and dragged her butt clear across the comforter. I love them to death but GAH! Pls don’t wipe your ass on my bed and stare at me as if you’re laughing inside and plotting murder.

How has your week been? CAPS ALWAYS WELCOME!