Greetings, fine folks! On this drizzly Friday I’d like to say welp, I think I am DONE with dating apps. The people that I ‘match’ with apparently matched me, but are incapable of answering a simple, “How are you.” After scratching my head about this for a while, I’m going to just leave them alone. It makes me feel stupid to try to throw the enthusiasm out there first and get silence. I’ve tried Bumble but it’s really hit or miss. So yes, FUCK dating app etiquette and weirdness.

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What’s goin on with you guys this week? CAPS FOR EMPHASIS AS ALWAYS!