THIS WEEK.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS. THIS WEEK.

I don't think I have to say any more.

Today is sucking a lot of old donkey balls for me. I have a not boss, but kind of boss who has been on me since 8 am about how I suck, and can't do anything right. I want to explain why I made the choices I did, but it's pointless and I know it will only make him more mad. So I just say, "Yep. Sorry. Noted." And nod a lot.
He's isolated me four times today to tell me I fucked up.
It's gotten to the point where I can't even look him in the eye.

My crimes:
-Listening to him when he said a delivery didn't have to be super fast, and not making the delivery go super fast. Turns out that after a night of sleeping on it, he decided it NEEDS TO GO YESTERDAY, OMG.

-Not using enough tape on a packing slip which I was going to clear with him before affixing permanently. So I got an earful when I went down to check with him about affixing it permanently, and told it wasn't affixed permanently enough.
It was not needed in the end, and now is affixed permanently in the garbage.

-Having a weird brain lapse and apparently situational dyslexia in which I honestly could not see a part number switch up on a packing list. This I agree is a fuck up, and my fault. But I fixed it, and it's all good. ...

Except, no. I suck and now am a child who can't do anything. THESE MINOR THINGS REQUIRE HELL-FIRE AND THE "SERIOUS VOICE" THAT NO ONE ELSE GETS.
GUYS, I AM NOT EVEN A FUCKING SHIPPER. I DO ADMIN AND SOMETIMES THAT REQUIRES ARRANGING THE OCCASIONAL SHIPMENT. THIS IS NOT MY EXPERTISE. BUT APPARENTLY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING AN MA IN FILLING OUT WAYBILLS INSTEAD OF EARLY MODERN MEDICAL HISTORY!

BECAUSE THIS IS MY LIFE NOW. THIS IS WHAT JOB I CAN GET WITH A FUCKING MA IN HISTORY. ONE WHERE I AM REPRIMANDED FOR NOT USING ENOUGH TAPE ON SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY FUCKING SELF ADHESIVE.

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HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY, WORLD. IT IS A SHIT-CHERRY ON TOP OF A SHIT WEEK SUNDAE. BUT FUCK IT ALL, 'CAUSE IT'S FRIDAY.

AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHARE GIFS!

AND NOW, A BUNCH OF WHITE MEN BEING ANGRY: