To be honest, when Olive Garden's doing their never-ending pasta bowl, I unironically love them. I can wolf down at least three servings of pasta and four baskets of bread sticks, get another basket of bread sticks and another serving of pasta to set as to-go so I have lunch the next day, and in the end ask nicely and get that children's cup of mints, and those mints are quite tasty.

Ain't no shame in any of that.