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Christian. Yes, really. Actually Christian. His name is Christian. And he has gray hair you guys oh my God.

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This is mostly to report on Meyer gently and quietly admitting that, yeah, she is kind of pissed off at EL James. But holy shit, you guys. This is Single White Female-ing of the highest order.