I mentioned to a coworker that I’m planning a trip to Vietnam next year.

Coworker: Are you sure you want to go there with all the crazy shit that leader has been saying?

Me (confused): you mean in North Korea? That’s... a different country.

Coworker: I know (did she?), I just mean that you want to avoid that whole area.

Me: NK is on the other side of China. I think I’ll be OK.

Coworker: Yeah, but Nuclear Weapons! (I could hear the capitalization)

Me: It’s about as far away as Vancouver is to us, so I’m sure it’s fine.

Coworker: I’d get a refund if I were you.