UPDATE HE HAS PUT JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MY TV OMFG.

Mr. Toad’s father is visiting. He arrived Friday evening and will be here through tomorrow morning. He’s a lovely man and I am about to strangle him.

Mitigating factors: I have been knocked out with a terrible cold and am still suffering, plus trying desperately to catch up on work missed while I was out sick last week. Also, we were travelling last weekend for a college friends reunion, so I’m exhausted of having events on weekends and also really missing my friends.

Mr. Toad is doing his best to shield me, but he’s even more exhausted than I am since he was away for work Tuesday and Wednesday night in addition to our trip over the weekend. I am feeling resentful toward everything since it’s actually no one’s fault, exhausted, full of snot, and feeling guilty because I know I am being a bad host.

The real kicker is that he won’t leave until tomorrow morning, so not only is my weekend blown but there is absolutely no break in between this visit and the start of the work week.