Me: It was a vet she needed to take your temperature
GF: She could not tell it was nice and warm in the room how will my rear tell her?
Me: She wanted your internal temperature.
GF: Don't you be defending insane lady, Father. Plus she poked and prodded me. At least your mother was with me. Where were you?
BF: He was acting stupid. Daddy put me in this movable cage (shopping cart) and wandered aimlessly.
Me: I was kinda bored. But you were standing up with paws holding the front and every aisle we went by you starred in her direction.
GF: Really? He missed me?
BF: Stupid daddy the door which they went through had a nice shade of white.
GF and Me eye rolled.
GF: Why did I see that insane lady?
Me: Well so you can get your teeth cleaned.
GF: Daddy, I mean Father, what if I lose teeth like my boyfriend did? I am scared now.
BF: I will still love you.
Me: I am really proud of you saying that. We know you do.
GF: Guess who is in for an ear and face licking? My boyfriend thats who.
BF: Gasp. i said I will still love yogurt. Help me daddy.
Me: Nope we both heard you.