So, even though my own children are 15 and almost 13, I am always on the lookout for toddler toys because I work with that age group, so I belong to a Facebook yard sale group. I saw this post earlier.

ISO girls imaginarium table top train set

WHAT. WTF makes a train set "for girls?" Ok, clearly that's a rhetorical question for most people, because OF COURSE it's PINK. OF COURSE. And the set includes a "peaceful fountain" and a soda shop because OF COURSE.

Dying now. For real.